i can't believe i had my finger in that
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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