The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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