Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
its liver damage thursday
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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