Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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