shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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