next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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