wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
