dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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