Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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