just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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