Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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