ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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