I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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