I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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