he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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