I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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