Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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