no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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