i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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