Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
