I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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