absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
