He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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