Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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