I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Two words: blizzard sex
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
