...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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