I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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