ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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