saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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