She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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