I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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