How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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