Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it because I queefed?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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