i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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