dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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