Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
do nipples grow back?
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