sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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