Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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