you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I want a musical about memes.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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