i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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