If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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