I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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