No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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