Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I will be naked everywhere
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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