i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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