So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Bring me that man meat
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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