There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am available for nakedness
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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