i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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