everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
