I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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