Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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