I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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