Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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